Contact
Great Uncle Helmer
Music as it should be
You can reach Great Uncle Helmer at the following emails:
Please do not send emails refering to any of the following, as it upsets the boys terribly:
- George W. Bush as a cipher for rythmic opportunism
- The defeatism inherent in the internet
- Recipes for destruction
- Recipes for leavened confections flavored with extract of the cacao bean
- Bad ideas for songs (Good ideas are fine)
- Pleas for money
- Modes of alternative goods trasport in the face of global nostalgia
- Reaphlicated duthuine cepheladonae
- GUH compared to C.J. Thumbass
- Gavy boats in literature
Look forward to hearing from them.